Saturday, August 25, 2012

Porn Gnomes!

My friend and writer extraordinaire Rachel Pandich introduced me to author Paul Chapman for a possible cover illustration commish. The title of the book is named " Porn Gnomes and other Strange Tales". How could I not draw the cover?

Here is a description:

 Porn Gnomes and Other Strange Tales is a collection of 11 short stories, some humorous, some horrific, all fantastical and weird. Ever wonder where all that bathroom wall graffiti comes from? Or what kind of job security the black knight who guards the nameless bridge enjoys? Or what's the most efficient way of dealing with a perpetually kidnapped princess? Or what would happen if we threw a zombie apocalypse and nobody came? Take heart, dear reader, because these and numerous other strange questions are answered within. (And that's not even mentioning the stories of homeless wizards, imperialist puppets, and downtrodden demons.) 

How awesome is that? It's availble on Amazon Kindle. Check it out!


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